Let’s face it, women have periods.
And, what’s worse, they (we) have to PAY for things every time it happens! And it happens every month, whether they (we) want it to or not. What a time to be alive! What to do?
Well, m’lady, you can fight the patriarchy by getting these tampons for free. And there’s 40 of them! That’s a lot of tampons! Fight the power, woman: get some nice, free tampons.