You’re a good seed. You arrive early. You shower daily. You have a garden. You sound great. Will you adopt me?

No? People over 18 can’t be adopted? Fine. Then maybe you’d like to adopt these tasty organic lettuce seeds. If you’re willing and able, they just want you to donate some of the lettuce you grow to a nearby food pantry. Which of course you will, you good seed, you.

Click here to get your free Tasty Bite Organic Lettuce Seed Sample by mail!

Here's a drawing of some lettuce.