Hey there partner, you’re sure lookin’ like you could use some queso dip.
‘Course, ’round these parts, ain’t nobody turn down some free queso. So you probably shouldn’t either.
All you have to do is sign up for Moe’s Rockin’ Rewards and you’re the sheriff of queso creek (by which I mean they give you a free queso on sign up)! They’ll also treat you to a mighty fine burrito on your birthday. So mosey on over to their website!