Children are expensive. They’re so, so expensive. Why not catch a break by taking your child (or the child you love most) to Toys R Us to hear a story and receive some youngster-friendly freebies?

All you have to do is sign up for Geoffrey’s Birthday Club to get the coupon and bring the coupon to one of their in-store events (May 6, June 3, or July 1)! Check out the link for more details.

Click here to get started on your free storybook and plush toy.

Presumably, Geoffrey is the giraffe.