Hey. You smell great. Like… money.

What’s that? Oh, Burberry? Terrific. Yes. You are one of us now. Welcome. Welcome to the Money Club.

Well, I assume that’s how it would go. Something like that. Anyway, get your free Mr. Burberry sample below and join the Money Club that definitely exists.

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Good evening, Mr. Burberry, may I take your coat?